Meet Zakk White, staff columnist for NC State’s Technician. Zakk’s pictured at left looking every bit the part of a College of Engineering nerd (minus the glasses. and acne. and NCSU Get Booked Early shirt). He’s pissed!

Our beautiful, state-funded campus will host the living embodiment of the American Dream tonight. His name is Tucker Max, dean of date rape. Of course, nowadays, one can make a nice living parading around in a freshly decaled tour bus, spreading a progressive message of “hey, let’s get drunk and have sex, it’s not rape.”

Fuck! Turns out Tucker’s in Raleigh screening his film on-campus tonight and NCSU womyn organizers slept hard on it. Well, I shouldn’t say slept. It’s more like the health-care debate: complete ignorance on an issue for years (even though stories in I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell occurred in the Triangle and Tucker visited Raleigh on his book tour), showing up late and unprepared with disturbing information you heard from someone who may or may not actually pay attention, and proceeding to raise absolute hell. So the honor fell on muckraker Zakk to alert fellow students about the misogynist messiah…

I love when people try to argue with douches of Tuck’s caliber on an intellectual level. Why demonize his “intellectual slavery” or drop a line like “Writing down the demeaning and sick things you have done to women does not constitute comedy or, as some defenders have asserted, satire.” when you can just dismiss him as being a dick?!

It’s that simple. No need for all the flowery language when you KNOW Tucker doesn’t care.

The best is when this cherub tells T-Max it’s time to become a man:

Anyone who dares utter a word more complex than “taint” is called “gay” — castrated for his perceived femininity. For the record, there is nothing less manly than essentially sleeping through lovemaking, with the prize not being love, but only the admiration of your friends the next morning.

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You become a man by treating everyone with respect; by admitting when you are wrong and realizing that those whose lives are less fortunate than yours have dignity.

You need to think for yourself and not cave into the chants of the faceless crowd. Only then do you deserve the title of man. Until then, you are still a boy.

WHAT?!? A douche of appalling notoriety, the easiest opponent in the world…and you just end up looking like a blow-hard.

Of course, he is called out almost immediately:

Note to Technician: visible staff photos — NOT a good idea.

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