We’ve moved on from self-reflexively mocking celebrities and politicians: now Internet justice is doled out to any cultural trend you can imagine, from the Ed Hardies to hipsters and even Facebook users.

It’s a perfect attitude for the whipping boy known as GloSo, where any mope with community college credit can Swiss cheese visitraleigh.com’s “Raleigh’s trendiest district” narrative.  But here’s a new twist: why even bother letting the Hamilton J. Dildos who flock there ruin your good time?  LOVE IT, says Zoo Raleigh:

BLOODY-MARY SUNDAY TIP:

Although Glenwood South is generally in Zoo’s “NO GO” zone (as there are lots of frat boys and similar types with lots of hair gel who listen to top 40 radio and lots of women with orangish-tinted skin and Forever 21 dresses on)…

Brooklyn Heights (near the Peace Street end) is actually kinda nice sometimes (when the jerk-offs are having Brunch at Olive Garden and Applebees)

As one Zoo-ster noted: “Sounds douche-like, but they have pepperoncini infused vodka and the best bloody Mary I have EVER tasted. Trust me on this one.” We do. Try it. Research into this commencing shortly.

OHHHHHHH…it’s the PEOPLE that make Glenwood so atrocious. Got it.

It sounds douche-like, but I was recently in an analogous situation. My friend was yammering on and on about how shitty all big-box stores are and I was like, “What about TARGET??!” Don’t lump it in with the rest, man. Target’s actually kinda cool sometimes. I know I personally like to wake up at dawn (when the jerk-offs are all “getting ready for work”) so I can shop for dealz in a douche-free environment.

Trust me on this one.