Raleigh, you have about 50 or so protesting outside the WRAL offices on Western this afternoon. Inches from the pavement, with a fresh stick off the Retard Tree firmly lodged in their rectum, these human posteriors promoted their puerile promulgations to passers-by (Maybe I should have just used “dumbasses”...

On yesterday’s Daily Show, Jon Stewart had a segment about Al Franken’s first bill in the Senate. From The Huffington Post: In 2005, Jamie Leigh Jones was gang-raped by her Halliburton/KBR co-workers while working in Iraq and locked in a shipping container for over a day to prevent her from...

My eyes never get THAT big.

Originally, this post was about how the N&O’s TV blog laughed at the John Edwards saga it buried two years ago. Buried, you say? A comment from real Gawker: See, although the SNL skit I linked to isn’t funny at all, the irony surrounding the not reporting a goddamn gold mine of a story...

It happened: me, let-down, by a system designed to protect. The culprit here being digital cable, the start channel of which my roommate changed to MTV Hits to halt the long stretches of weed-fueled News 14 staring that were plaguing the house. It backfired yesterday. After a titanic bong hit and slump...

No more snark. Today, you get the unvarnished truth on two mentally competent white females. Bev first: RALEIGH, N.C., Oct. 31 (UPI) — North Carolina Lt. Gov. Beverly Perdue used a fraudulent birthdate for more than 20 years as a favor to her first husband, her spokesman said. Perdue’s...

Know what a collateralized debt obligation is? Care to explain it? How about the securities market in general? Don’t feel bad if you can’t…even with a college degree and Dr. Wikipedia’s assistance, I’m still at a complete loss. It’s fitting that the incredibly convoluted...

Curb is back! Season 7 premiers tonight on HBO, and it oddly made me recall an interview Richard Lewis did while he was in town last year (odd because even with a stellar memory, I’ll most likely be too stoned to remember to watch or tape the premiere). Lewis was performing at Charlie Goodnight’s,...

Social media site Mashable chronicled the beauty of the then-new Foursquare application at SXSW, explaining “Many of us have been anxiously awaiting a smarter Twitter that not only lets us update our status and connect with friends online, but also lets us find our Twitter friends — in real-life...

So Dan Aykroyd made an afternoon appearance Tuesday at the Triangle Town Center ABC store. While being interviewed for NBC17, Aykroyd was asked about other celebrity vodka pitchmen. His response (starting at 3:38): “You know, like anything else, like a butterfly knife, a Glock 15, or a Ferrari,...