It’s tough out there, Raleigh: even with the college degree and the adult job, the disposable income that enables you to go out with the team Thursday-Sunday, something’s missing. We’re like Mötley Crüe: too fast wasted for love. Something as simple as getting a guy/girl’s number...

Doug Hoffman, the Conservative Party’s candidate for his district’s special election, will be speaking at the NC GOP’s Hall of Fail Fame dinner tomorrow at the North Raleigh Hilton. Hoffman’s appearance is at the request of state GOP boss Tom Fetzer, who feels Hoffman is a “good...

I’ve read enough screeching articles this week on private citizen Sarah Palin to make my corneas bleed. Thankfully, this morning BlueNC tossed me some Visine: “We were informed today that she no longer wishes to do talk radio interviews in the car. It’s too distracting,” wrote...

We’ve moved on from self-reflexively mocking celebrities and politicians: now Internet justice is doled out to any cultural trend you can imagine, from the Ed Hardies to hipsters and even Facebook users. It’s a perfect attitude for the whipping boy known as GloSo, where any mope with community...

On Wednesday, the N&O ran a story about the heinous, egregious, baffling lack of judgment of Rosewood Middle School in Goldsboro. The principal felt her kids didn’t have all the great, completely necessary technology that Wake schools have and signed off on a fundraiser where “a $20 donation...

Last year, the Raleigh renewal jerk-off really swung for the fences when that mope called the intersection of Wilmington & Hargett Raleigh’s “budding Times Square.” With THAT level of hubris, you’d expect an exhumed Dick Clark would be coming down to cover the acorn “drop”...